Helena woman fights off bear

I hope you saw this story. Let me give you the capsule version if you haven't.

Helena woman lets dogs out. Bear is in the backyard in a tree. Bear goes after dog, then sees woman and a house of food. Bear drops dog, goes after woman who runs in house. Bear gets half way in back patio door. Woman slams door on Bear, who has his head and shoulders in the house.

While holding the door on the bear with ONE hand, she grabs a ZUCCHINI and smacks the bear on the nose. Bear runs.

I don't know about you, but I'm not buying it.

I can see it now. Instead of bear pepper spray, they'll start selling zucchini's as bear repellent.

Although, you know what a bear does when you spray him with bear pepper spray?

Gets out his salt shaker.